My dearest duncical sir,
We apologize for being so lax in replying to you. The man you wrote to will happily never write again. His was an unhappy end for himself, and yet a very satisfactory end for the oppressed people of Liechtenstein. The former ruler of Liechtenstein,
Pieter J. L. P. E. Q. Z. E. E. C. D. S. Friedrich Alfaninffe Lancaster Limdadedude, Jr.
the III,
the XIV,
the L,
the XXX,
the XCIX,
the CDLXXIII,
and the MCCCLXXXVIII,
Esquire, King, Fuhrer, Magnate, Baron, Czar, Mogul, Tycoon, Monarch, Sovereign, Despot, Duce, Tyrant,
Dictator of Liechtenstein,
Commander-in-Chief of the Massive Massed Hordes of Barbaric and Ferocious Furious Fighting Armies, Navies, Air-Forces, and Marines of Liechtenstein,
and Proud Possessor of the Indocilis Refractariolus Haedilia Title as Bequeathed in Honor of Services Rendered,
currently rots in Hell. May he rest in peace.
The land of Liechtenstein is now free from tyranny. Ours shall be a great existence, never again to be hindered by oppression or repression of a suppresser. Long live the free nation of Liechtenstein!
Yours, William Wallace (having freed Scotland, I figured Liechtenstein could use a hand...yeah, I know, I was dead, but modern medicine works wonders...)
We apologize for being so lax in replying to you. The man you wrote to will happily never write again. His was an unhappy end for himself, and yet a very satisfactory end for the oppressed people of Liechtenstein. The former ruler of Liechtenstein,
Pieter J. L. P. E. Q. Z. E. E. C. D. S. Friedrich Alfaninffe Lancaster Limdadedude, Jr.
the III,
the XIV,
the L,
the XXX,
the XCIX,
the CDLXXIII,
and the MCCCLXXXVIII,
Esquire, King, Fuhrer, Magnate, Baron, Czar, Mogul, Tycoon, Monarch, Sovereign, Despot, Duce, Tyrant,
Dictator of Liechtenstein,
Commander-in-Chief of the Massive Massed Hordes of Barbaric and Ferocious Furious Fighting Armies, Navies, Air-Forces, and Marines of Liechtenstein,
and Proud Possessor of the Indocilis Refractariolus Haedilia Title as Bequeathed in Honor of Services Rendered,
currently rots in Hell. May he rest in peace.
The land of Liechtenstein is now free from tyranny. Ours shall be a great existence, never again to be hindered by oppression or repression of a suppresser. Long live the free nation of Liechtenstein!
Yours, William Wallace (having freed Scotland, I figured Liechtenstein could use a hand...yeah, I know, I was dead, but modern medicine works wonders...)
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